to the teachers of gms

this letter is about to inprov the schooling of the students so here it is. to iprov my schooling it would have to be abel to use an ipod in evry class and be abel to text in class.and that is about all i have to say. peace out all

soldier and the little boy

About 2 days ago a little boy in Afghanistan (Kabul) a little boy got drafted into the afghan army (Taliban). This is how it happened. It all started in the little house in the market when the Taliban invaded the market and stole all the little kids excepted for the girls because it is illegal for the women and girls to go outside so they got arrested. When the little boy was tossed into the truck with his friends they all started to cry.

50 miles away at the Canadian army checkpoint a soldier was sent on a mission in Kabul to do a little recon. On the way there the man was on a truck when the truck got boomed and the truck rolled into the river at the side of the road. The man was the only one left and was on his way to nowhere but he thought that he was walking back to the checkpoint. When he got to a village. Where the little boy was patrolling the outskirts of the village. When the solider got to the front gate the little boy aimed at the man and the man said please have mercy on me. The little boy said I will if you take me away from this plase and all of my friends as well. yes i said to the boy. we all mde it out safe and drov back to civalation.

Greg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in the super dome the hero named greg gust finished assassinating the leader of the brotherhood. now the sons of samari is going to kill the greg assassin for the fun of it. so the assassin was in his house when the atack happed the assassin ran to the garage to get to his peewee bike. he oped the door but it got jamed so i had to pick up the bike and cary it out the front door and when i got it thrw the door i put it on the ground and started it and made my escape to the cratel of eagles AKA my moms basement. the next day in the cratal of eagles i went out to get me a big helping of KFC. in the fast food place i saw the sons og samari in the AandW for a snack and they were talking about how there are going to get me and it sonded realy complicated and one of them said hes right over ther in KFC lets get him. they came over hear and said sory for all that we have done to you man and hear is a gift bascet. i said "OK" and grabed the gift and ran away to the cratel of eagels for the last time.

i was driving my bike when i crashed in to a big peach. and the bike is on the outside but the inside is soft fleashy inside of zombies. i dided instantlt .

dialoge

" I run upside down." " look a ufo." " The cows are coming." " The cheese is moldly." " mathew tabor is not the grate one." " Devin H whant's an ipod touch." " My cat is the fat one." " who cut the cheese" " im melting"

                                                                                         

my friend is beter then your friend.

" my friend can sing the caillu theam song" said jim
"no he can't" said pilh
" yes he can" said jim
" my friend has a i pod touch so ha "said pilh
" well my friend is the king of bees" said jim
" my buddie can put his intir hend in his mouth" said pilh
" ok then your friend is better then my friend " said jim
" but my cat is better then your cat " said jim

My summer and alittle bit of winter.

your summer mit of bin the best of your lives. this story is about my summer and the fires in glenrosa. it started out going to the beach one day with my family for the entier day. on that dayi fanaly went to the lake weed and the buwie. when i got back to the shore i heard my mom and nabors saing that there was a fire in glenrosa so we went back home and packed up. enforanetly i forgot to bring mr xbox 360 harddrive and i said to my cousin i should bring my airsoft gun but he said i shoudent. so we all went to my grandmas house but the rad going to my grandmas house was block off. so we went to my anties house in rose vally were we staed for 5 hours. then the police told us to evocuwait. for my mom, cousin,my cat comet and me for the second time so we went to kelowna were my other side of the family was. we stayed there for a night and morning. and then went to my grandmas for the night. then went back home to find out all my 27 xbox360 games were gone same with the consil and both my airsoft guns my sckatboards and my ipod shufal. a fuw days later of playing my ps2 and my xbox we got a phone call form a ladie that son was filled and want to give his ipod two me. and then futchshop came and gave me a new zbox 360, ipod touch, new controler, 1000$ gift card for the place. so the next day i whent to futer shop and got a lot fo thing. then we whent to freeride and got my cusin a new shatbord that costed about 250$. after that we whent to cnadian tire to get me new airsoft guns. and to this day the gut that roded me,i still see him evey day after shool and when i see him in the parking lot i gust whant to get my airsoft gun and gets unloud on the guy and the guys name is nick! and in te winter i still grt free stuff.

my cusin and the homeless

one day my cusin was walking in edmonton. it was an ordaneir day for him. he was on his way to somewere with his pocket full of change and his friend Jay. when a homeless person walk us to my cusin and aked if he had any change. because i think that he new that his ocket had change in it. so my cusin grabed his pocket and said "nop no change here". and the guy walk away with an " in going to kill you look" but what he dosent know is that my cusin owns guns. so he woludhave a hard killing him because my cusin owns about 3 guns. that is my story about my cusin and the homeless.

sleeping behind the couch

one day when i was 3 years old i felt ike sleeping behind the chouch. i was sleeping behined the chouch for about 4 hours befor i wok up and this the story abut what hapend in the 4 hours. the first thing is that my mom couldent find me and went to antie up stairs. so they surch for me and they dident think of looking be hind the couch but personaly i would look there first because kids like to go behind the couch. since they couldent find me thay called the police and toled then evrything about me and what i was wering that day. the police make all of shanon creek look for me and my family exsep my cusin he was in edmontin. my mom was so scard incloding my family. when i wok up my mom was phoneing the police again and i made a nosie and my mom turnd aroud and im gusing she gave me a long hug. and the sherch party was called off and it was funny to me when i realized what happed.

Did i menchen that i was dreaming of bagals! /:}

fish falling from mars

one day a cheese man from europe looked throw a very very very big tellascoop. he saw the fish falling from mars and called the presedent to warn evry body. the presedent said i would care for this why? he said in a im in carge of the usa voise. so i went to my bunker in my back yard. it was the most modern thing in bunkers weekly. it was made out of cheese and crkers which makes the perfet side dish for cheese lovers.
when it ws time for the fish to fall but never because they turned in to fish stiks because they burned up in the atmisfear. all the home less thout it was hevan because they had full bellies and fish sented breath. it made evry one get sick and some how get the motsafulw. it makes you barf up meny cheese's. exseped me because i was wereing a radieoaktiv suit. so i walk off into the sun set and no one ever hear from me agine untill the day that cheese fell from the planet cheese. and onece agine the homeless had nasty breath and that reay grided my gears because evry one was barfing up oil and that made my mad but i don't now why it made me mad.
so i throw all of them in a pit and barid them alive and now we can breath in clean air and not barff up oil of cheese. so for the second time i walked off into the sunset abd on one heard of me every again.
so now i am in the middle of a little town called Place waere you forget your memories. i was there for 2 years befor the dooms day hapend. so i got a pline and flew to the moon to leaf my life be hined me 4 ever. when i got there i crshed the plain so i couldent go back. but to my supise there were ZOMBIES everywere and i didn't run i gust stod there and gave up on life. and that was the end of the hero that saved the world from fish and cheese and his name was .....

overcoming the quater pipe

the first time i wanted to go down the quater pipe i was to scard because i thout that i was going to bail and hurt my self and brak my arm again. the next week was the same thing but my friend conner keeped saying to do it but i didn't want to because it was a bit to big of a drop. the next week i was going to do it then we had to go inside for something. but now this week i an going to do it because there is a new quater pipe and it is biger so the other one dosed seem so big. i was on the ramp but then my mom said not to do it or i would get in lots of trobel so i dident do it but the next week i will and prove to my friend conner that i can do it not be a loner at the place. :}

Scardy student part 1

WARNING

you mite poo your pants and lose

your voise box from lol to mutch.

make sur you have a barff bag.

BEWARE!

One day scardy student decided to be a little risky by making a rap song named Im Bo Yo. it was a totall dasaster because someone has all ready made a that song and his name was Bo Bernham. so scardy student went to his house to tell him a leson on how to not make a famos rap song. when he got there scardy student found out that he was ony a kid that live in madshon in LA. when scardy sudent student opened his mouth Bo Bernham said get outa here kid and stated to chase him. in the middle of runing fo his life he yelled out that he forgot his ( in case of runing from a celeberty emecincy kit.)

whitch in cloded the fowling an oscer, record comony, free food, and $999,999,999,999 dolers in it. that is his IN CASE OF RUNING FROM A CELBETY EMRGENCY KIT.

when scardy student lost him he went back to his hide out (refritater box) in his back yard in a stuby bush.

the next day scardy student dacided to make a famous kind of cheese called sillk worm cheese. but lukaly no one has made it. so he when to Bo Bernham house with the canadia marins and got him in jail in canadia marin jail. and so scardy student never had to use his emegincy kit agin. so he used it for a foot stool and steping stool. but now his is never scard agin in his life. untill he found a dark spot under his bed. so he whent to his bodygard for help. so the bodygard went to homardware to get a flood light to put under his bed.

when scardy student saw it he was so happy that he fell asleep be or bob the bodygard colud plug it in to the wall.

THE NEXT DAY!

so scardy student had to make anather emegincy kit for dark spots under the bed. it inclods the foloing a glow stik,a flash light, and an led light for killing them pescy little vampier.

after he got rid of all the little stupid things zombies came in to his house and killed him.

AND THAT WAS THE END FOR ARE SCARDY HERO!

DrIvErS LiSeNsE :}

when your 16 you should be abel to get a drivers licnce if you don't fail the drivers test. if you susefully passed the test you get your N and peace of plactic that comferms your priflig to drive in canada and any were elss.

when you get your lerners you have to keep an big L on you car for 2 years same as the N but you have to have a person that allredy has a license. if you have a person in your family that has a license you can caery 2 more people from your family like a brother or a sister.

if you are lucky anfof if you are a bat driver. you can get on to canadas worst driver and get reabilatated.

so now you know what to do in th futcer! /:}

if i were in charge of the world !

if i were in charge of the world i would give everyone 100 tacos and 5 cows to make cheese and milk because everyone likes tacos and milk to wash them down. i would allso end war by giving are guys modern wepons like the KRISS and M4 A1 CARMINE. everyone would get a monster truck with 1000 galons of gas there for you can get to every inch of the world for freedom from the man.they can that is what ill do if i were in charge of the world. :}

cat called pual

As my cat paul slowly die on his bed of cat nip and nails i lol becaese i thout about yester day. Then i cryed my hart out. When paul die my life was ruened.

call of dudy

modernwarfear2 is going to be cool.

Ipod human /:}

Well when I heard about the ipod human I thought that I could use one so I went out to get one. When I got to the wallmart they gave me a free one no questions ask. When I got home I downloaded 6 songs and the good thing is that it is super light and portable. (Not) It even has an alarm that goes off every 3 seconds so if you want a good ipod get the ipod human.