dialoge

" I run upside down." " look a ufo." " The cows are coming." " The cheese is moldly." " mathew tabor is not the grate one." " Devin H whant's an ipod touch." " My cat is the fat one." " who cut the cheese" " im melting"

                                                                                         

my friend is beter then your friend.

" my friend can sing the caillu theam song" said jim
"no he can't" said pilh
" yes he can" said jim
" my friend has a i pod touch so ha "said pilh
" well my friend is the king of bees" said jim
" my buddie can put his intir hend in his mouth" said pilh
" ok then your friend is better then my friend " said jim
" but my cat is better then your cat " said jim

My summer and alittle bit of winter.

your summer mit of bin the best of your lives. this story is about my summer and the fires in glenrosa. it started out going to the beach one day with my family for the entier day. on that dayi fanaly went to the lake weed and the buwie. when i got back to the shore i heard my mom and nabors saing that there was a fire in glenrosa so we went back home and packed up. enforanetly i forgot to bring mr xbox 360 harddrive and i said to my cousin i should bring my airsoft gun but he said i shoudent. so we all went to my grandmas house but the rad going to my grandmas house was block off. so we went to my anties house in rose vally were we staed for 5 hours. then the police told us to evocuwait. for my mom, cousin,my cat comet and me for the second time so we went to kelowna were my other side of the family was. we stayed there for a night and morning. and then went to my grandmas for the night. then went back home to find out all my 27 xbox360 games were gone same with the consil and both my airsoft guns my sckatboards and my ipod shufal. a fuw days later of playing my ps2 and my xbox we got a phone call form a ladie that son was filled and want to give his ipod two me. and then futchshop came and gave me a new zbox 360, ipod touch, new controler, 1000$ gift card for the place. so the next day i whent to futer shop and got a lot fo thing. then we whent to freeride and got my cusin a new shatbord that costed about 250$. after that we whent to cnadian tire to get me new airsoft guns. and to this day the gut that roded me,i still see him evey day after shool and when i see him in the parking lot i gust whant to get my airsoft gun and gets unloud on the guy and the guys name is nick! and in te winter i still grt free stuff.

my cusin and the homeless

one day my cusin was walking in edmonton. it was an ordaneir day for him. he was on his way to somewere with his pocket full of change and his friend Jay. when a homeless person walk us to my cusin and aked if he had any change. because i think that he new that his ocket had change in it. so my cusin grabed his pocket and said "nop no change here". and the guy walk away with an " in going to kill you look" but what he dosent know is that my cusin owns guns. so he woludhave a hard killing him because my cusin owns about 3 guns. that is my story about my cusin and the homeless.