sleeping behind the couch

one day when i was 3 years old i felt ike sleeping behind the chouch. i was sleeping behined the chouch for about 4 hours befor i wok up and this the story abut what hapend in the 4 hours. the first thing is that my mom couldent find me and went to antie up stairs. so they surch for me and they dident think of looking be hind the couch but personaly i would look there first because kids like to go behind the couch. since they couldent find me thay called the police and toled then evrything about me and what i was wering that day. the police make all of shanon creek look for me and my family exsep my cusin he was in edmontin. my mom was so scard incloding my family. when i wok up my mom was phoneing the police again and i made a nosie and my mom turnd aroud and im gusing she gave me a long hug. and the sherch party was called off and it was funny to me when i realized what happed.

Did i menchen that i was dreaming of bagals! /:}

fish falling from mars

one day a cheese man from europe looked throw a very very very big tellascoop. he saw the fish falling from mars and called the presedent to warn evry body. the presedent said i would care for this why? he said in a im in carge of the usa voise. so i went to my bunker in my back yard. it was the most modern thing in bunkers weekly. it was made out of cheese and crkers which makes the perfet side dish for cheese lovers.
when it ws time for the fish to fall but never because they turned in to fish stiks because they burned up in the atmisfear. all the home less thout it was hevan because they had full bellies and fish sented breath. it made evry one get sick and some how get the motsafulw. it makes you barf up meny cheese's. exseped me because i was wereing a radieoaktiv suit. so i walk off into the sun set and no one ever hear from me agine untill the day that cheese fell from the planet cheese. and onece agine the homeless had nasty breath and that reay grided my gears because evry one was barfing up oil and that made my mad but i don't now why it made me mad.
so i throw all of them in a pit and barid them alive and now we can breath in clean air and not barff up oil of cheese. so for the second time i walked off into the sunset abd on one heard of me every again.
so now i am in the middle of a little town called Place waere you forget your memories. i was there for 2 years befor the dooms day hapend. so i got a pline and flew to the moon to leaf my life be hined me 4 ever. when i got there i crshed the plain so i couldent go back. but to my supise there were ZOMBIES everywere and i didn't run i gust stod there and gave up on life. and that was the end of the hero that saved the world from fish and cheese and his name was .....